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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 07:43
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Club World Cup: Qualified and eliminated teams - FIFA
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How does the brain decide "what" thought to attach to a feeling?
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
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Sam Darnold on final games in Minnesota: "We laid an egg on offense" - NBC Sports
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Trump administration eyes stripping Columbia's accreditation - BBC
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
2 dead in Las Vegas Strip shooting, with suspect known but not yet arrested, police say - ABC News
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are some good tips for dealing with unmedicated ADHD?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Nobody Wanted These Tiny Babies Because They Were Born Different - The Dodo - For Animal People
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Measles confirmed in Colorado Springs, public asked to watch for symptoms - KKTV
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
share office space ...